May 2011

Europe and the G8

America always seems so boring after I get back from a foreign diplomacy mission. Sometimes that's a good thing, like when I spend some time in one of the more violent parts of the world. "Interesting" is often synonymous with "dangerous" in the political realm. But Europe? Man, they've got style there. As much as Americans like to go on about how big and powerful the White House looks, the truth is that it's bland and puritanical next to any old palace in Europe. I go to England and France, the place is chock full of incredible mansions with intricate exterior designs and lavish interiors. If Westminster Abbey is the Waldorf Astoria, then the White House is a Holiday Inn.

Pawlenty of Potential

Tim Pawlenty will need to maintain authenticity to compete in the GOP field.

     Tim Pawlenty is a classic Midwestern politician; conservative, self-depricating, and mild-mannered. When he took over the governorship of Minnesota from ex-pro wrestler Jesse Ventura, he walked into a governor's mansion full of egocentric eccentricities; gigantic portraits, jewel-studded furniture, etc. He removed them all and replaced them with the trappings of an average middle-class family. However, where many politicians attempt to don the persona of a middle-class everyman, Pawlenty actually owns it. He was born to a blue-collar family in the working class city of St. Paul, Minnesota. His dad was a pro-union trucker, he grew up going to public schools, and even put himself through college waiting tables.

New Newt = Old Newt

Gingrich is losing ground right from the start.

Newt Gingrich has become a charicature of himself since his term as Speaker of the House ('95-'99), and it's never been more evident than with his opening bid for the GOP nomination. On May 11th, he released his official announcement video, and cemented his spot as the oldest running candidate. The video was a close-up of Gingrich's face, like a sustained glamour shot, while he reminded voters of his history of conservative success in both the Reagan and Clinton administrations; his championing of legislation that lowered unemployment under 5% and decreased national debt significantly. Of course, he doesn't mention that to do this they had to create the sub-prime market and deregulate financial institutions (and we all know how that turned out).

The GOP Divide Evident in Iowa

How new GOP attitudes toward the Iowa caucuses are revealing a rift like a Grand Ole Canyon.

     At this time in the 2008 race, nearly every major candidate had an office in Des Moines in preparation for Iowa caucuses. Granted, the Republican field of potential nominees is off to a much slower start, but there may be some other variables in play. The Iowa caucuses are historically made up of social conservatives whose primary platform interests are things like gay marriage and abortion. In fact, in an exit poll taken during the 2008 caucuses, 60% of Republicans in Iowa identify themselves as evangelicals. Compare this to only 30% of Republicans nationwide. The influence of the Iowa caucuses in Presidential races past has always been an early start by GOP hopefuls that come on strong on social conservative values.

A Woman's right to Snooze

Having kids is a laborious full time job that is not for everyone.

What right does any government or religious organization have to separate someone from something as important as sleep?

I say in addition to the right to choose - women in this country,and around the world, should be entitled to the right to snooze.

It just makes sense.

The 2012 Republican Presidential Field So Far

Donald Trump’s announcement that he won’t be pursuing the Republican Party’s nomination for president in 2012 ends over months-long speculation about his intentions regarding the presidency.  Trump’s announcement comes immediately after former Arkansas Governor and 2008 Republican presidential nominee hopeful Mike Huckabee’s announcement that he too will not seek nomination, and several days after former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich’s and Texas Congressman Ron Paul’s official announcements that they will be standing for the nomination.  Trump’s and Huckabee’s announcements narrow the http://ww

Amazon: $6.00 Blu Ray Deals

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Ron Paul Makes Another Bid for President

Libertarian figurehead enters the ring a third time

After becoming the virally popular face of the Libertarian ethos in his bid for the 2008 GOP nomination, Ron Paul has announced he will follow with another run for the White House in 2012. The U.S. Congressman made his first run for president back in 1988 as a member of the Libertarian party. Since then, he's become a sleeper hit among idealistic independents and traditional conservatives. 

I remember when Ron Paul's campaign crept into my college's campus four years ago. I found the phrase "Google Ron Paul" chalked all over the asphalt on the quads and plastered as cheap print-outs on bulletin boards. His wasn't a campaign fueled by money or preexisting power. Ron Paul was a meme, propogating himself via curiosity, taking seed in the minds of budding Libertarians just starting to forge their own political vocabularies. He appealed to those who remained unmoved by the broad, empty campaign strokes of the majority parties. He was vying for the Republican ticket, but stayed far away from the typical neo-con fare.  

Of course, by sticking to his traditionalist conservative guns, Paul lost out fast. The GOP fell from power and promptly began to breed chaos. Some consider Ron Paul the ideological father of the resulting Tea Party movement. After all, the Tea Parties take their name from their distaste for taxes, which Paul certainly shares. He even has an actual son amid the conservative fray. But the Tea Party as a movement has in many ways mangled the politics that Paul preached during his 2008 campaign. 

Even as a self-proclaimed liberal, I've always greatly respected Ron Paul. He keeps his politics in the arena of actual conservatism, touting limited government involvement as the key to a free society. Unlike some Tea Party politicians, he seems to know his constitution. He's no flag-waving, scripture-spouting Republican. Unlike most nominal conservatives these days, Paul supports government reduction across the board--including cuts to the military and homeland security. As an obstetrician, he opposes abortion personally, but doesn't believe his feelings should dictate abortion laws across the nation. He's championed states' rights throughout his career. He opposes gay marriage--but he opposes straight marriage too, at least as an institution regulated by the state. As a politician, he is remarkably consistent in his ideology. 

And that's probably why he won't get very far this time, either. Supporters of Ron Paul love to cite their own logic as having led them to his philosophies. As probable Randian objectivists, they are very proud of themselves for believing in simple, clear logic. But elections in this country are won on collective emotion, and Paul likely won't stoop to wielding propaganda. 

He's also too liberal on social issues ironically due to his traditional conservatism. While neo-conservatives might rally for an outright ban on abortion, Paul believes in the rights of states to decide upon its legality. Same with marijuana--if the states vote to legalize it, he's all for it. He also believes in applying "don't ask, don't tell" equally to heterosexuals, prohibiting any kind of inappropriate sexual discussion or behavior in the military. Quite simply, he doesn't hate the right people enough to warrant the support of neo-conservative America. 

Whoever comes up against Obama next year will need to appeal to an anger fostered deep within the right. Ron Paul just doesn't provoke that kind of emotion, except among intellectual libertarians. It's a shame; while I might not agree with the man on everything, I respect that he embodies his politics without hypocrisy. I'd be thrilled to see more of his ilk within the GOP instead of the irrational fearmongerers that keep taking up the bulk of our airwaves. With true conservatives pitted against true liberals, we might actually see a productive competition of opposing ideals in an election. Too bad the system has become too sensationalized for that. 

'Ave At Thee!

FLESH WOUND LH:  The M's are -5 games behind at the quarter pole.

SHIELD PUNCH:  This is fundamentally good news.  AL West teams are giving Jack Zduriencik all kinds of time to scrape up a 95 offense.

In poker, you havie aces wired, you don't want to let your opponent "call" his way into three extra draws at his straight.  

In chess, it's like having a massive attack position, hemming and hawing about it, and suddenly finding that your opponent is threatening an invasion on the queenside.  

In the NBA, it's like when the Lakers have the Clippers in and let them hang around 4-6 points down into the 4th quarter.  You gotta put the dog down before he gets up and starts biting.

Socialism: Trickle Up Poverty

My favorite bat-shit crazy Tea Party slogan

Okay Tea Party, I am only going to say this once, so pay attention:

"Economies that trickle up or down are both pretty bad, BUT, the likliehood of anything trickling down (such as "trickle down economics") is the worst idea ever. Think about it, if you were to give a select group of people money... for nothing... why would they decide to invest said money in others instead of themselves?

Food for thought, right? F$@#ing crackpots.

Top 5 Reasons for the 2012 Obama Re-election

You out there might be wondering "does President Obama and Vice President Biden deserve another 4 years?", and I want to explain why they definitely do (with only 5 short reasons):

1.) The assassination of Usama (Osama) Bin Laden - a feat that was not accomplished by the previous oil/war hungry administration. The pictures have yet to be released and any "consequences" (so-called by the media) are still to be realized but this is a pretty big fricken thing.

2) Health Care Reform or "Obamacare" - which will help bridge the gap for the millions of men, women, and children in this country who would not otherwise have access to it (due to expense, chronic illness, disease, or otherwise)

3.) The pending Repeal of DADT (Don't Ask Dont Tell - Pub.L. 103-160 (10 U.S.C. § 654), which was originally intended as a compromise introduced by President Bill Clinton in 1993. This compromise made it so that gays and lesbians could serve - just in silence, which at the time was better than banning service members all together.

4.) Massive Banking and Financial Reform (in particular the "National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and reform") - which is helping clean up the mess George W. Bush and the previous Republican administration were allowed to create though years of deregulation. After many scary years we are finally starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Also of note the $26 billion aid to States package and Jobs for Main Street Act which are both helping to soften the blow that was given to the American people by gangster CEO's (with the consent - a wink and a nod I'm sure, of George Bush).

5.) Transparency and Accountability - something the people did not have for the previous 8 years when the race to take away everyones civil liberties was at hand.

As I am sure you are aware there are many more reasons - and likely more to come - but I think these will be the main 5 reasons, we as a country, will welcome President Barack Obama back for another 4 more years in 2012.

Mariners 6, Orioles 7 - Props

PROPS TO PROPS.  Not going to pour iodized salt into the 13th-inning wound.  After that game, let's just do props.

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PROPS TO STARS & SCRUBS.  The Mariners are the same thing right now that they would have been --- >  if Jack Cust's 12th-inning double would have gone 5 more feet, become a cheap home run, and won the game.

That "same thing" is this:  a team with intense strengths and intense weaknesses.  It's much easier to replace six terrible players with six mediocre ones, than it is to replace 25 mediocre players with 25 good ones.

Mariners 6, Orioles 7 - Props

PROPS TO PROPS.  Not going to pour iodized salt into the 13th-inning wound.  After that game, let's just do props.

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PROPS TO STARS & SCRUBS.  The Mariners are the same thing right now that they would have been --- >  if Jack Cust's 12th-inning double would have gone 5 more feet, become a cheap home run, and won the game.

That "same thing" is this:  a team with intense strengths and intense weaknesses.  It's much easier to replace six terrible players with six mediocre ones, than it is to replace 25 mediocre players with 25 good ones.

Mariners 6, Orioles 7 - Slops and Props

PROPS TO PROPS.  Not going to pour iodized salt into the 13th-inning wound.  After that game, let's just do props.

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PROPS TO STARS & SCRUBS.  The Mariners are the same thing right now that they would have been --- >  if Jack Cust's 12th-inning double would have gone 5 more feet, become a cheap home run, and won the game.

That "same thing" is this:  a team with intense strengths and intense weaknesses.  It's much easier to replace six terrible players with six mediocre ones, than it is to replace 25 mediocre players with 25 good ones.

Wikipedia is the most postmodern invention of them all!

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Postmodern theorists Jean-Francois Lyotard and Frederic Jameson think a lot about how we are today. Postmodern life is a web of truth and fiction, and we rarely know when we are getting one or the other. Both Lyotard and Jameson claim that a free flow of knowledge, shaped for a consumerist culture, is constant in a postmodern society, but contains few truths. In other words, today’s society is packaging content at an alarming rate, but, although it's packaged as “information,” people in postmodern society know less than ever before. 

Dickens' Hard Times comments on the ridiculousness of Victorian morality laws

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Dickens’s Hard Times is a scathing criticism of the rampant social and economic moralism in Victorian England. Set in a fictitious mill-town called Coketown, it prominently features Stephen Blackpool, the poor millworker, and his moral protector, Bounderby, the immoral, hypocritical boss, as stand-ins to demonstrate England’s ludicrous morality laws. The only real moral character in the book is Rachael, a poor worker herself.  

Youtube Nation: The DigiTour

Even though it's everywhere, the Internet still isn't fully integrated with reality. It will be one day, but it's far from flesh as of 2011. The gap is closing more every year and I imagine that when it no longer exists as the default state of being in the modern world, we won't notice until we realize that a person has to make a conscious decision to disconnect. That's going to be a strange time and it'll make me feel like an old man when I'll undoubtedly look on with disdain as the first fully integrated generation refuses to experience a perfectly serviceable day of sunshine sans tech. That day hasn't come yet and the culture of the Internet is still niche. It's making forays into the flesh, though. Case in point: The DigiTour.

Nazca Lines: Alien Landing Strip?

I always have to shake my head when the topic of the Nazca Lines comes up among UFOlogists. I watched a show on the History Channel this morning which featured none other than Erich Von Daniken eagerly expounding his theory about ancient astronauts with regards to the Nazca Lines. I mean, what else could they be, right?

Of all the possible theories, I think it's a mistake to jump right to "they were signaling to extraterrestrials."

The Nazca Desert lies in an incredibly remote corner of southern Peru. It experiences virtually no wind, and is one of the driest places on the planet. It also holds a near-constant 77 degree temperature. In other words, it is the perfect location for both creating and preserving a large-scale artwork.