November 2010

Amazon: Firefly, The Complete Series (Blu-ray) - $25.00 Shipped

Amazon is offering Firefly: The Complete Series (Blu-ray) for only $25 with FREE Super Saver Shipping (FSSS) to your home. This is a great price on the whole series - expecially for blu-ray - in fact the DVD set is more expensive. Strange things happen during this time of the year I suppose. Get your very own whilt they are still in stock - and available! This would make a great gift for the science fiction type on your list, by the way.

The Cookie Monster Hosting SNL? No! No Way! No.

The Cookie Monster, the blue monster whose claim to fame is that he loves cookies and has been on the PBS children's show,Sesame Street, for years and years, wants to host on Saturday Night Live? This monster has put out an audition video. See the video.

The sad thing is that a lot of former Sesame Street watchers are trying to help the dude get the gig. They are twittering like crazy. They must think the Cookie Monster is the new Betty White, and have joined in the craven Internet campaign to lobby the SNL suits to give the cookie eating fiend his big night time break.

Okay, his audition video has laughs -- But!

Okay, my first reaction to the Cookie Monster's campaign to host Saturday Night Live was -- lol. That is a funny idea. Clever of PBS to want to go -- well? To go SNL.

Feedsack Cloth

I recently learned about "feed bag cloth," which is something that had been confusing me for years.  I had heard stories along the lines of "we were so poor that my mama made all our dresses out of feed bags." 

The only feed bags I've ever known are made of either brown paper (similar to "kraft paper" or butcher paper) or mylar plastic.  I wrote this off as being one of those silly exaggerations people make sometimes. 

That, or I imagined little kids going to school in big burlap sacks, like the bags that coffee is sold in.  I pictured a hole being cut at the top for the head, and two holes on the sides for the arms.  And the bottom left open, of course, for the little legs to stick out.  Clearly that couldn't be a real thing.

Then I saw this post on the Mason-Dixon Knitting Blog, where Kay talked about a quilt made of feed sack cloth.  And included a picture of the quilt.  Which clearly was not either just a colorful exaggeration, or made of burlap sacks.  In fact, it was pieced together out of pretty squares of printed cloth.

In Treatment: Sunil and Frances, Week 4

Sunil

This week's Monday sessions were both about revealing the painful truth behind the fictions people tell about themselves. Even the pre-session interludes about Paul's life shed some light on what's actually happening in the Weston family rather than what each of them say or think is happening. For Sunil, the big reveal has to do with Malini, the young woman he loved and lost back in his college days. As is often the case on In Treatment, the true story is considerably more tragic than the mundane regret first presented to viewers.

Gillespie Nods: Behind The Scenes on "The O.C."

When it comes to Josh Schwartz's hot-then-not teen soap The O.C. I have to fight the compulsion to dismiss it as vapid dreck intended solely for 13-year-old girls. Normally I wouldn't, but I have vivid memories from college of beer-swilling frat boys who were downright obsessed with the show in an entirely unironic way. They stopped parties cold to watch the most recent episode, they sang along with the theme song and they had extensive knowledge of the show's labyrinthine social plot. Something about that series just clicked with a wide demographic, or at least it did until its ratings plummeted and it was canceled in 2007. All this mind, I've decided to make as few assumptions as possible about celt111, the author of today's fan fiction feature "Operation: so long goodbye". To remove any biases that may arise from framing this story as the work of a bored teenager or a stalled adult super-fan, let's approach "Operation: so long goodbye" as if it were a real outline for an episode of The O.C.

Surfaces in Art Making: Ge-ology Plays Ge-ology

There’s often surprise or shock when a performer or artist associated with a single milieu reveals an aptitude for another. Most folks see producing music wholly detached from the process of working in graphic design or in painting. But there are definitive similarities.

Both records, the source material for beats of all varieties, hip hop, IDM and otherwise, as well as canvas has a distinct surface upon which an creative type’s hands are laid in one way or another. With records, when mixing them or scratching, the deejays hand lays needle to vinyl while maneuvering the record plane. Doing this in tandem with another spinning disc on an adjacent turntable is the stuff of music.

In working with a canvas, a similar plane is manipulated. Stretched to it’s natural end, the white canvas finds a painter marring its pristine condition with swipes and swoops of a brush dipped in paint. In some instances, enough paint is focused in a single area and another, raised plane replete with texture emerges.

The outcome of working with canvas is obviously a visual one where the end result is a manipulation of not just surface plane, but paint and other materials as well. That doesn’t sound too detached from determining the rate and frequency of a needle laying into a record.

Holiday Baking with the Kids

Now that we are officially into the holiday season I have been in the kitchen constantly baking sweets. While sometimes I wish I was making everything from prepackaged store bought boxes, I just can’t put myself to do it this time of year. It just feels like I’m breaking some sort of rule and on that note prepackaged bakes aren’t nearly as much fun to do with the kids. It’s hard enough trying to keep the little ones entertained when the weather sucks so why take short cuts baking when you can make it a family activity?

“Angry Father” Stands Up to Abortion Protestors

When I ran across this video, I was both inspired and saddened. The fact that this man stood up to a couple of protesting women—who can be pretty intimidating; even when I marched in the 2004 March for Women’s Lives with thousands of other advocates, the protestors were scary people and I did worry about possibly being blown to smithereens—while his wife received an abortion on what was considered the worst day of her life was a pretty inspiring act. I’d like to think that if the situation were occurring and it was me in her shoes, my husband would do the same thing.

Amazon's Pedophile Encounter: Where's The Line?

When you're the "world's largest bookseller," everything you do becomes Big News.  This week, Amazon had a bit of a kerfluffle which they literally could not win.

In Part 1, someone noticed that Amazon was carrying a self-published ebook by a pedophile.  This wretched little screed was all about handy tips and tricks on how to be a pedophile without getting caught.  Gross, right? 

Within minutes of this discovery, half of the internet was baying for blood.  Nothing gets people going like a perceived misdoing on the part of Amazon. 

Calls for boycotts and angry letters of protest went flying like… well, like a lot of upset people had just found out that Amazon (in their view) supports pedophilia.

Knitting Socks Toe-Up: Pros and Cons

If you ever want to start a really nasty fight among a bunch of knitters, simply assert a firm opinion on which is the "right" way to knit socks: toe-up or top-down.  Every sock knitter develops their own preference on the matter, but the truth is that there are advantages and disadvantages to each.

As for myself, I started out knitting socks top-down, and knit many pairs that way.  Then I managed to work out a toe-up pattern that I liked, and have knit them this way ever since.  I guess you could say I'm bi-socks-ual.

Toe-Up: Pros
People always say that the good thing about knitting from the toe up is that "you can try it on as you go."  This statement always puzzled me, because it is so clearly untrue.  I even took photos of myself trying on my top-down sock, to prove it!

The Year in Pop: 2002

2002 was a very strange year on planet Earth. Many of us will remember it as the year when life started sucking for all but a few lucky (or just very wealthy) individuals. The War on Terror was in full effect. There were coalition forces in Afghanistan who would end up staying there for what is fast approaching a decade (or more). Metro stations in England were being attacked, proving that the 9/11 attacks were far from isolated incidents. Economically things were pretty dire, too. The boom days of the 90's had been busting for a few years at that point, but that was just the beginning as the housing crunch was looming along with a steep decline in the stock market and unemployment. 2002 was really the beginning of the dark days and that overall tone is reflected in the pop culture people preferred to consume.

Michael Caine, "The Elephant To Hollywood"

 


As one of the most respected actors of the modern age, you know Michael Caine’s going to have some good stories. They’re all told in
The Elephant To Hollywood, his 2010 autobiography, chronicling his upbringing in the slums of pre-war London to rubbing shoulders with the modern-day Batman and Joker. Befitting Caine, the tales are told with humility and honesty, plus a good dash of dry (and quintessentially British) humor thrown in.

Petition For Free Birth Control

Recently I saw an ad in the paper about how one supermarket was distributing several medications for free, including prenatal vitamins. Several others followed suit, and now prenatal vitamins are easily acquired for free in many areas.

That’s cool; it’s great that pregnant women can have access to prenatal vitamins for free to ensure both their health and the health of their babies. But let’s not pretend that these freebies are in support of women—that, for some reason, these stores are just all pro-woman suddenly and are forking out the bill for the sake of their health. Because if that were the case, they’d be providing free birth control instead.

The Disgruntled Food Critic: Advice for Fast Food Restaurants

Sometimes food criticism benefits from a steady, effete voice. Other times it's all about the fun of unpretentious eats on the road. But on a few, rare occasions, somebody just needs to be a jerk about it. Enter The Disgruntled Food Critic. Today, let's talk about fast food purveyors and some ways they could stop sucking and start doing their job right. It's not about making that junk healthier or even higher quality. That's not the point and everyone knows it. I expect dogs to bark, rain to be wet and fast food to allow my inner child to smother my outer adult with all the flavors he only craves because he lacks experience or insight. So, I'm not here to complain about how greasy, salty or just plain heartburn-inducing fast food is. With that caveat out of the way, let's dive in.

In Treatment: Jesse and Adele, Week 2

 It has always been a terrible idea for Paul to see his patients in his home. This has been a running theme throughout the series. In Season 1 it was symbolic of the pending doom of Paul's marriage thanks to his failed attempts to properly compartmentalize his life. In Season 2 it was indicative of Paul's loneliness, how he lacked any significant relationships outside of work so he substituted the necessary intimacy of his work with patients for any actual intimacy in his life. In Season 3, Paul's life is actually rather replete with social connections, but his home no longer feels safe. Season 2 had a lot of visually dark scenes, Mia meeting Paul in the very early morning and Walter showing up in the evening. This gave Paul's office a calm, insulated feel. Now the 100% sunny scenes and the presence of considerably more fidgity patients has turned the office/home into a place of tension. That Paul can't escape this feeling after work is already starting to wear on him.

In Treatment: Jesse and Adele, Week 2

  It has always been a terrible idea for Paul to see his patients in his home. This has been a running theme throughout the series. In Season 1 it was symbolic of the pending doom of Paul's marriage thanks to his failed attempts to properly compartmentalize his life. In Season 2 it was indicative of Paul's loneliness, how he lacked any significant relationships outside of work so he substituted the necessary intimacy of his work with patients for any actual intimacy in his life. In Season 3, Paul's life is actually rather replete with social connections, but his home no longer feels safe. Season 2 had a lot of visually dark scenes, Mia meeting Paul in the very early morning and Walter showing up in the evening. This gave Paul's office a calm, insulated feel. Now the 100% sunny scenes and the presence of considerably more fidgity patients has turned the office/home into a place of tension. That Paul can't escape this feeling after work is already starting to wear on him.

2010 Giants vs. 2011-12 Mariners - Creating Luck

Q.  Any way to create that luck -- to fill your roster with Huffs, Burrells and Sanchezes, as opposed to filling it with Washburns, Silvas, Ibanezes and Batstas?

A.  By not paying 100% for players who just finished their max level performances.

Stars & Scrubs -- and good roto management -- involves stuffing your roster with players you could get lucky on!

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Q.  Like the Giants had a chance to get lucky on Aubrey Huff?

A.  Huff, going into 2010, had a career ERA+ of 115 -- and several seasons at 130.  Unfortunately, in 2009 he'd been at 81.